Have you deficated in something other than a toilet ever in your life?

[gynecologist]

:anichamp4

 

[JakeT.]

In a bush outside a bar at 4AM last weekend. Everything was closed and I passed out in my car and couldn't drive anywhere.

 

[Seymour]

My friends' rooms all the time in college - on a plate though

 

[tatehill2000]

When I was in college on a cross country scholorship,,, I was on a 13 mile run,,,,, the night before I had drank a couple pitchers of beer and at least 30 wings,,, well,,,, Im in the mddle of the run and I am cramping terrible!!,,, I cant take it anymore,, so the nearest thing I could find was a tree next to a little league baseball fireld,,, ugh,,, so I dropped a baby next to the tree,,,,

I hang my head low for that one,,, lol

tater

 

[Ibetonsports]

Me and some friends were on the way home (Cleveland) from Dayton. It was the middle of the night and we broke down. We were able to pull off the freeway and get into the parking lot of a mini mart. I had to go to the bathroom really bad so I asked if they had one I could use. They said no, it was for employees only. I told them my situation and they really did not care. So I bought a roll of toilet paper from the guy and went out back behind the backdoor of the building and took a shit right there. I hope that they stepped in it on there way out.

 

[fhmesq44]

In HS we were out one night and a buddy of mine shit in the front seat of someone's car that was parked right outside of a Pizza Hut (presumably the guy was in there eating). Sadly we didn't stick around to see what happened.

 

[blueedwards]

green bay packer helmet circa 1990

 

[PBR]

When I was in college on a cross country scholorship,,, I was on a 13 mile run,,,,, the night before I had drank a couple pitchers of beer and at least 30 wings,,, well,,,, Im in the mddle of the run and I am cramping terrible!!,,, I cant take it anymore,, so the nearest thing I could find was a tree next to a little league baseball fireld,,, ugh,,, so I dropped a baby next to the tree,,,,

I hang my head low for that one,,, lol

tater

tater, whenever I see your posts it makes me wish i was a comma salesman

 

[mr21]

About 15 years ago a friend of mine was shopping for shoes at Macys and smelled shit in the shoe section. It turned out somebody took a shit in a shoebox in the dressing room and put it back on the sales floor.

 

[Buster]

have shit in a 5 gallon bucket many a times

 

[kingbill]

I did in the bush once when I was a kid and my dad gave me a couple dollar bills and a handful of leaves to wipe with...I was so traumatized that now I'll hold it for days until I find some porcelain.

 

[HinesWard86]

Shit directly on the monument marking the highest point in Florida and in a cup that I left in the living room of a friend's apartment

 

[Holysmoke+]

fucking retards, who replies to this shit :missingte

 

[kingbill]

fucking retards, who replies to this shit :missingte

http://www.therxforum.com/showpost.php?p=4778868&postcount=13

 

[joeyfitzclick]

On an ATM machine screen for a $20 dare/bet. My friend went on all fours and i stood on his back. The bus home that night was not pleasant.



edit: I was 17

 

[steaktartar]

if indy and usc cover to complete the day im gonna do a handstand and try and shit in my mouth......ill keep ya posted

 

[JakeT.]

One time when I was really little I shit in our kitchen and blamed it on the dog. My parents didn't quite buy it... I got the belt.

 

[GreenDoberman]

I think I laughed out loud for about 5 of these posts.

Steak, I eagerly anticipate the video.

 

[ILMW]

1. Top of the toilet for the infamous upper decker.

2. Once in a 5 gallon bucket while on a outside job.

 

[forest29]

I did in the bush once when I was a kid and my dad gave me a couple dollar bills and a handful of leaves to wipe with...I was so traumatized that now I'll hold it for days until I find some porcelain.

Did the same thing while out riding my dirt bike once (was about 10 I guess). Turned out the leaves were poison ivy. Worst 7 days of my entire life followed.

:sadbb: